Random Thoughts (1098)
RANDOM THOUGHTS: TAYLOR SWIFT
- Friday, 20 July 2018
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- Written by mark
Just finished playing Bubble Witch Saga level 91—it looks like I have a misspent second childhood under way. … All those who had France playing Croatia in the World Cup Final please meet in my living room this weekend.
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- Monday, 02 July 2018
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- Written by mark
I was with a friend at a motorcycle shop. All of a sudden, one motorcycle roared to life and pushed into the sales person. He put it back in place, but repeatedly it rolled forward and ran into him. “What’s going on?” I asked.
Read more...RANDOM THOUGHTS: ARGENTINA'S MESSI
- Friday, 22 June 2018
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- Written by mark
A few observations about the World Cup: The Polish team set record for fewest total vowels in the names of its entire roster of players. FIFA officials are also considering some new awards, including, “Best Acting by a Player Who Was Not Actually Injured.”
Read more...RANDOM THOUGHTS: RODMAN
- Friday, 08 June 2018
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- Written by mark
Analysts are guessing the source of President Trump’s series of executive pardons. He apparently has always misunderstood the phrase “pardon me” … It was nice to see locals provide a home touch in Atlanta for former and current New York subway riders.
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- Friday, 01 June 2018
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- Written by mark
Samsonite CEO Ramesh Tainwala has resigned amid accusations he padded his resume. He has also been accused of roughly handling luggage and taking up too much space in the overhead compartment. … You have heard of the Epstein-Barr virus?
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- Thursday, 24 May 2018
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- Written by mark
Humor is a function of shared culture. Imagine what the cavemen joked about when the standup comic, Shecky Ugh, made his appearance around the camp fire. “How about that wheel?
Read more...RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARY POPPINS
- Friday, 04 May 2018
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- Written by mark
A new cookbook is being published, authored by one of the leaders of the United Arab Emirates entitled “Sheikh and Bake”. ... A wise person once said, "If the Kardashians didn't exist, we would have to invent them." ... Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. In New Jersey, it doesn't have a chance of making it.
Read more...RANDOM THOUGHTS: JOHN BOLTON
- Friday, 23 March 2018
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- Written by mark
Give the Nor’easters hitting the Northeast this month, it appears March came in like a lion and the lamb relocated to Florida for the weather. … John Bolton, the selection to be the next President Trump's national security adviser, has a well-known belligerent attitude on foreign policy.
Read more...RANDOM THOUGHTS: MISSILE ALERT
- Friday, 19 January 2018
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- Written by mark
In the update to the television show, "The Beverly Hillbillies", the Clampett family makes its fortune when Amazon chooses Bug Tussle as the place for its new headquarters. ... A very serious question is troubling me about government funding. If the government shuts down, does President Trump have to close his golf courses?
Read more...RANDOM THOUGHTS: LUKE SKYWALKER
- Friday, 05 January 2018
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- Written by mark
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is picking up steam on his anti-marijuana campaign. Now, he wants to ban the songs “How High the Moon?” and “High Hopes.” … At a recent conference in Nashville, a hotel was advertising “Win a Wedding”.
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