Purists are apparently upset at the upcoming three-batter rule in which a pitcher must face three hitters before a team makes a pitching change. They are afraid the rule will speed up the game.

A local farmer’s market had what it advertised as Irish fire logs in front of the store. “What’s an Irish fire log?” I asked. 

Never underestimate the ability of really smart people to overlook the obvious. … A contest for football fans: See how many Super Bowl ads you can remember without remembering what is being advertised.

A news item said the next generation of credit cards that will be keyed to owners’ handprints. I can see it now, “Now be sure to wash your hands or you won’t be able to pay for your meal at school today”.