Somebody asked me if I tried the South Beach diet. I said I did but thought it had too much sand and seaweeds.

During our recent Danube cruise, my wife and I saw a show by me dressed as traditional Hungarian cowboys. That included a cart driven a taken of Hungarian gray oxen, who were often called upon to pull stuck vehicles out of the mud. 

During the safety drill on our ship on the Danube this week, one of the officers asked, “Are there any question?” “Yes,” I said. “Is there wi-fi on the lifeboats?”

 Viewpoint Analytics has been introduced at this week’s Viewpoint Collaborate Conference. The platform is designed to provide self-service reporting and predictive analytical capabilities to contractors.