Random Thoughts (737)
RANDOM THOUGHTS: REP. MATT GAETZ
- Friday, 02 April 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
You know what I always say, it’s as easy as shooting horses in a barrel, or leading a fish to water. … Ah it’s spring, the flowers and the virus are in the air.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARS ROVER
- Friday, 19 March 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
My friend recommended I invest in a basket of stocks. I misheard him and put all my money in baskets.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: ANDREW CUOMO
- Friday, 05 March 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
Restaurant chain Arby’s is offering a fish sandwich for a limited time. The only problem is they are so used to drenching food in gravy.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: TED CRUZ
- Friday, 19 February 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
M
y wife reminded me the family pet was scheduled to go to the veterinarian’s for a test. “He has a CAT scan in on Friday,” she said. “No, he doesn’t’,” I replied.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARJORIE T. GREENE
- Friday, 12 February 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
Scientists have discovered recently that bees love cannabis and hope hemp could help restore bee populations. The major problem is finding a way to keep the insects from flying around aimlessly after visiting the plants.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: BIDEN
- Friday, 29 January 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
Southwest Airlines will ban emotional support animals in March, joining American, United and Delta. You mean I can’t bring my emotional support bat on the plane anymore?
RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE CAPITOL
- Friday, 15 January 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
A friend learned that a shortage of chips is threatening automobile production. He said he was very 
surprised and commented, “Couldn’t they just switch to trail mix?”
RANDOM THOUGHTS: HAPPY 2021
- Monday, 04 January 2021
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
The DNA testing service 23andMe has updated the results of the ancestry composition for those of us who have tested. All my wife was interested in how much my Neanderthal DNA has changed.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: SANTACON NYC
- Friday, 11 December 2020
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
Cannabis sales hits an estimated $238 million for Thanksgiving, one of the biggest sales periods for the drugs. Use of cannabis, of course, can make users slow moving and drowsy—somewhat hard to distinguish from what happens to people after a normal meal of turkey.
RANDOM INSIGHTS: FLORIDA GOVERNOR
- Friday, 27 November 2020
- Random Thoughts
- Written by BobWScott
New of the future: 2050—The estate for the late former president Donald Trump filed its latest appeal to overturn results in the state of Pennsylvania that favored the late President Joe. Biden.
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