... After the one of four arms involved in holding the assembly for the Olympic torch malfunctioned in Vancouver, the Olympic committee decided that’s the last time it lets Toyota design anything. Meanwhile, former VP Dick Cheney loved the snowboarding so much he said he couldn’t wait for the summer Olympics and the waterboarding competition. ... Short-track skating is like roller derby on ice. With three Koreans leading, one wiped out the other and Americans took second and third place. I was half expecting the announcer to state "And a cougar has leaped out of the stands and eaten two of the Korean Athletes and the Apollo Ono has won another medal." ... The men's costumes for figure skating keep getting more outlandish. My daughter said she wouldn’t wear the corset with pink laces that American Johnny Weir had on. A Facebook friend said, “She means it’s too feminine for her to wear."