The Rally to Restore Honor was followed by the Rally to Restore Sanity. And now I am pleased to announce what you have all been waiting for, the Bob Scott Rally to Restore to Brevity. "I will defend your right to say whatever you want as long as you keep it short and then shut up." Next year, I am planning the Rally to Restore Rallies, for those who cannot get enough. Read more...

Scientists who created a genetically modified salmon realized the experiment had gone too far when the latest specimen began walking up the banks of the Columbia River to spawn. It got worse when, following some experiments with modified plants, all the vegetables in a New Jersey supermarket started chanting "Hell, no we won't go" when customers tried to make a purchase.

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The SEC has a regulatory category on its website called "Interim Final Temporary Rules". And then there’s "Interim Temporary Final Rules", "Final Temporary Interim Rules" and finally "Crap We Thought We’d Put Here to See If People Are Paying Attention" … There’s a new discounted brand of terrorists called Al –iQea. Instead of expecting 40 virgins each in heaven, they believe that by injuring themselves slightly they will be rewarded with 10 or 12 nice looking, but somewhat used women, and will spend eternity basking in comfort, although they’ll have to put the furniture together themselves. Read more...