Christine O'Donnell, the GOP Senatorial candidate in Delaware, says she regrets running an ad saying she's not a witch.  Delaware could potentially have the first political debate in which the moderator asks, "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” It probably didn't help when she promised to make public facilities broom-accessible and then someone spelled water on her and she cried, "Help me, I'm melting." Read more...

McDonald's Happy Meals resist decomposition for six months, according to a woman who left one on her table and maybe this explains another recent story that more people are opting for natural burial. They've concluded Happy Meals work well as well as embalming fluid.

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Airline food seems to have reached a new low of accomplishment, officially honored with the fast food industry's Cordon Blecch award. I was served a Jimmy Dean Bagel with Egg and Cheese, which is an affront to God, the North and South. It was a sort of bagel with cheese-like, egg-like substance heated to scalding hot temperatures to disguise flavors. About the twentieth ingredient on the page was "cooked egg patty." I understand a breed of chicken has been developed to lay better egg patties. …

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