Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts (1098)

RANDOM THOUGHTS: AARON CARTER

The Big Ten’s decision to play football after initially postponing the season proves that the quickest cure for the coronavirus is lots of cash and TV coverage. Well, that’s what it seems like.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SCREAM 5

Rules of mail: If it’ says it’s important, it’s obviously not.… For several days, the local convenience store has been selling Reese’s Pumpkins, its pumpkin-shaped chocolate and peanut butter candy, and Kit Kats with bats on the wrapper.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: QANON

Life as we know it isn’t. … There’s a new drink for the people who are truly paranoid about the corona-virus.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: FAUCI

A friend of our daughter’s acquired a barely used 52-inch TV for us, our first wide-screen. I think it’s bigger than my first car.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LONE RANGER

Oedipus’ big decision every year was whether to buy an anniversary card, Mother’s Day card or both. "Honey, uh, mom, I love, ...  never mind.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: FOOD SERVICE

Texas has begun enforcing the wearing of masks in public. It’s a bit disconcerting to have people wearing masks in a state that allows people to openly carry guns.

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RANDOM THOUGHSTS: FOUR WEDDINGS AND?

Experts say creating a “Memory Palace” (a mental construction of place in which your mind stores images) is one way to substantially improve memory. I tried it, but instead I created a “Memory Hovel” and I still managed to get lost in it.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THAT MASKED MAN

Ah summer. Who isn’t looking forward to the sounds of empty baseball stadiums, empty car racetrack stands, empty summer camps and empty summer schools?  It’s going to be a good year for people who like peace and quiet.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BRETT FAVRE

I think instructions on the 5-pack of masks being sold at 7-11 were not written by a native English speaker. The first step in  the instructions of how to wear them is “Crap one pcs.” That’s doesn’t sound sanitary to me.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LYSOL

There must be someone waiting to cash in by developing a software that can be connected to conferencing applications that will automatically cancel out the sound of crying babies and barking dogs.

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