Oedipus’ big decision every year was whether to buy an anniversary card, Mother’s Day card or both. "Honey, uh, mom, I love, ... never mind.”… In the latest update to “The Long Ranger,” the usual “Who was that masked man?” at the end of the episode is followed by “I don’t know. But it wasn’t Donald Trump. … Even with a 60-game baseball season, a faster game would be nice. I would like to propose “Speed Baseball”. After the umpire hits timer, the pitcher and batter have three minutes to complete an at bat. … I think I may be from a bad family. I just received a notice from the testing service, 23andMe, marking my DNA results “revoked”. … There’s a trailer making the rounds on one TV station showing a wild board rampaging through a restaurant. “How does a wild boar get into a restaurant in the middle of an urban area?” my wife asked as we watched the broadcast. “Calling early for a reservation,” I responded … Because singing produces droplets that can carry the coronavirus, congregational singing is not a good idea at religious institutions. “What can we do instead?” I asked. “Congregational humming,” my wife replied. ,,, As of July 1, American Airlines lifted the capacity of its flights from 85 percent to 100 percent. And you thought your biggest problem was getting stuck on a transcontinental flight with a window seat and two very large people in the other seats.
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