“What is this horrible place,” the poet asks. “What did these poor souls do to deserve this treatment?” “Oh, this is the economy section,” the Devil replies. … At the Mandalay Bay, Cirque Du Soleil has been performing the Michael Jackson One program, which is being reportedly being replaced by the Michael Jackson Leaving Neverland program. Ticket sales are reported to be slow. … Vegas is getting so expenses. I ordered a cup of tea and a muffin at a café in the hotel and was asked to provide someone to cosign the loan needed to buy it.  … I think the pilot made a mistake when he informed passengers on our flight “We will be flying the modern Boing 737 Max 8, the latest in technology and safety.” It caused some consternation. … Most people are aware of the college admissions scandal in which wealthy parents paid huge bribes to have their children admitted to top colleges. Many of the progeny were passed off as athletes in sports they didn’t play. That explains why at a recent water polo match at the University of Southern California, life guards had to rescue two of the USC players. … An experiment in quantum physics has reportedly detected different versions of reality occuring simultaneously. These have been labelled “Fox News” and “CNN News” to distinguish between the different views.