By the way, the genetic testing company shows other customers who are related to you. I am asking for a new category—people I wish I wasn’t related to. … Now announcing, the United States Back in Business sale. Snap up the specials, deals may not last…. I always love Super Bowl commercials, remembering the great ones and then straining to recall what was being advertised. … SuperBowl Future 2039: New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady shrugged off the fact that he is 61 years old. “As long as the line can stop the rush, I’m fine,” he said after winning hits fifteenth championship. As usual, coach Bill Belichick was on leave from the nursing home and returned after the game. … The Polar Vortex delivered unusually cold weather this last week and left brass monkeys everywhere sobbing. … I am confidently awaiting the day President Trump turns to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and intones “Nancy, you ignorant slut.” To which, the speaker will reply, “Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya” and propose building a wall around Trump. Anyway, some conservative groups have raised about $20 million to help pay for a wall between the United States and Mexico. Since it costs about $22 million a mile for the wall, there’s a need to increase fund-raising. It’s too bad Jerry Lewis is dead. We could have him host the “Wallathon” “Yes, viewers, we have now raised  $422 million, just another $18 million and we can complete 20 miles—just another 1,924 miles to go."  ... Tomorrow is Groundhog’s Day. We are likely to have another shutdown. Tomorrow is Groundhog’s Day. We are likely to have another shutdown. Tomorrow is Groundhog’s Day. We are…