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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KOURTNEY? Featured

Kourtney KardashianThe tech world has been busy about block chain, the distributed ledger that leaves permanent transactions in the cloud. Now comes, blockhead, a technology that provides a permanent record of stupidity distributed throughout the Internet.

Wait, that's not new. You say Facebook already does that? .... . Vegas has a way of turning everything into money. I took money from a casino ATM and noticed the last message on the screen was "Double or Nothing". ... Just remember when life seems dark, colorless, that's why Photoshop was invented. ... Just got a new off for Optimum "Sign up for 500 channels you don't want or need". Meanwhile, I saw the History channel was showing its usual line up of authentic shows such as "Did aliens dig the Erie Canal?" ... A consortium of scientists is petitioning to block television signals that carry reality TV programs from reaching space. They are worried beings on other planets may conclude intelligent life cannot possibly flourish on earth. ... Wondering which masks will be the most popular scary entries for Halloween—Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Kim Jong un. Or any one of the Kardashians. I am relieved to see Kourtney K is denying rumors she is pregnant. We don't need more of them on TV ... You know all of us with children face those difficult questions: "Daddy, where do babies come from? Why is the sky blue? Why are the Kardashians famous?" Actually, if you want to answer the question about babies, just hand the kid one of the more famous pictures of Kim K. ... One of my friends said there was a program on TV about oligarchs. I said, "Haven't they all flown to Mexico for the winter by now."

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