... Lesson on Economy Plus seating in coach: you may have more leg room but you may still have to be as think as a fashion model to have arm room. As a flight attendant went by I asked, "What do you have in your menu of food not fit to eat?" "That's food available for purchase," she responded. "I like my way better" ... I am not sure I like President Trump's plans to cut banking regulations. I sent an email asking how he plans to insure depositor's funds. I got a response listing a variety of stores that sell mattresses. ... A teacher in Powhuska, Okla., has been fired after doing cartwheels in front of her choir students while wearing a skirt, but no underwear. She later explained she was trying to stimulate more excitement in the singers' performance of George F. Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus". A student said the choir was actually working on a song for the crucial scene from the musical "Hair" but that at one point the group was afraid they were going to observe something more akin to the famous classic composer's "Royal Water Music". In a similar story, a well-known minister in Tallahassee, Fla., fled naked from a house after being caught in the act by his partner's husband. Pastor O. Jermaine Simmons, who was reported to have asked forgiveness from his congregation, said he was merely following the Biblical injunction of loving thy neighbor, a lot. ... A panel slated to discuss fake news has been cancelled after revelations the event was bogus.