But it recently failed a lie detector test and then I caught it in the garage sneaking a cigarette when it had sworn to me it had quit. ... Computer dating has been big for a long time. I once tried computer dating, but the computer I was matched with had a different bus and just wanted to be friends. Then, it went off with a model with a bigger hard drive. ... Wisconsin officials are denying the counted lawn ornaments when conducting a deer census over the last two years. However, they have conceded the ornaments may explain a spike in the number of deer harvested by hunters during that time. ... There's a modern adaption of mystery writer Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None" in which 10 guests are invited to an island and then murdered one by one. It is being adapted as "And Then There Was One" in which a number of Republican presidential candidates are invited to an island and one-by-one drop out of the race. But it's nowhere near as interesting.