... Investigators have concluded foul play was involved in the death of a Canadian tourist whose body was found in a hotel water tank Gosh, that's a relief. I think we were all worried she went for a swim and drowned. … Paris Hilton was criticized this week for posing for a photo while her boyfriend was bleeding on a stretcher at a ski slope. I don’t know. That’s a big improvement from some photos we’ve seen. (Well, I didn’t look at them.) Reminds me of the Tin Pan Alley song "Hard Hearted Hannah" and its line "There was Hannah pouring water on a drowning man." The new version might be "Knuckle Headed Paris".  … A headline this week said millionaire space tourist, Dennis Tito is seeking a middle aged married couple for a mission to Mars. However, it’s probably not technologically feasible until they can take divorce attorneys in suspended animation in case of emergency on the two-year flight. … A scientific report says that rats that have had a device implanted in their brains can communicate telepathically. Oh great. Now they can warn each other. “Hey Fred, don’t touch that cheese. It’s a trap.” I wonder if this would work for Congress. … One of those teasers you get signing into an email services had a headline about a painful condition that sex can cure. It did not click the linked, but I’m sure many men would suggest that as a cure for common cold, a muscle sprain; heck, just about anything.