“Oh yeah, which half?” I replied. … I think I have a type A mind in a type B body. My mind keeps saying, “You’ve to keep busy. You’re not doing enough.” My body replies “Oh, I just don’t feel like it.” … Then there were two bacteria in the bloodstream in the mid section of a horse. One wanted to move to a new vein, but the other warned him they were safer where they were. Impulsively, the first bacterium jumped to a new vein and was immediately destroyed by white cells. That just proves the wisdom of the adage: Don’t change streams in the middle of the horse. …. A top South Korean archer, who has myopia, says he hits the target by “just aiming at the yellow blob.” I think I've seen him driving on local highways. … GOP candidate Romney and Democratic VP Joe Biden are the odds on favorites in the 100-yard Olympic foot-in-mouth dash. The winner receives the coveted Dan Quayle Cup. That followed Romney’s comments about the preparations for the London Olympics being disconcerting. To give Romney credit, maybe he was just talking about London traffic.