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RANDOM THOUGHTS; THE HIGGS BOSON

The Bozo Particle DiscoveredScientists have announced the detection of the Higgs boson particle which is key to understanding the behavior of matter. I want to announce my discovery of the Bozo particle. It explains a lot about the behavior of people I’ve worked with.
… What’s the difference between N.J. Governor Chris Christie and Snooki? One’s overweight, loud and obnoxious and the other was a star on a reality show. … … GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney was booed at the NCAAP convention when he spoke. VP Joe Biden was booed by the same crowd for ending his. You just can’t please everyone. Biden would have been booed for speaking but the president wasn’t there. … I believe that the way to revive the economy is to let Romney continue to raise money and spend it. The way he’s going, he could dramatically bring down unemployment. … The first plant for slaughtering horses for meat is opening in Missouri. Missouri originally lobbied for something more associated with the state, a mule plant. But the idea died. McDonald’s planned to take advantage of the new food by offering “horse nuggets” but changed its mind when someone suggested that didn’t sound right. If President Obama loses his re-election campaign, he may open a series of dog food stores which would serve, well not exactly Purina Chow. And People Chow didn't fare well with focus groups … Some people are upset that the uniforms for the American Olympic team were made in China. I would have thought they would be more angered that they look French.
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