Actually, there’s a simple way for these countries to raise more money—sell naming rights. Greece could become “Grecian Formulas Greece, the birthplace of civilization and the home of distinguished, yet youthful-looking hair.” Spain, of course, could be sponsored by the international soccer organization, and become “FIFA’s Spain.” It would of course be immediately in the state of war with “Manchester United’s England.” .... A friend told me he just spotted this headline yesterday: "N.C. Secretary of State pursuing NCAA records." "Oh, what sport does she participate in?" I asked.  ... When I went to log back into email I got the message that "Your session has ended due to inactivity." "Sort of the story of my life," I muttered to myself.