...  My ship came in last week. Unfortunately, it was a garbage scow. ... There is a sequal being planned for the Harry Potter series. The new movie is "Harry Potter and the Debt Ceiling of Horror." For those worried about the debt ceiling, I find the debt basement far more troubling. ... "Use the word 'metadata' in a sentence," a friend said. "That's easy. I never met a data I didn't like." ... The neurologist was quite complimentary after looking at the results of my EEG. "You have beautiful brain waves." "I bet you tell all the patients that," I said. ...  If a group of monkeys with eternity to type can randomly generate all the works of Shakespeare, than given the same amount of time, they should be able to accomplish the same thing with the words generated via the security checks used for posting links on Facebook and others sites. Hey, I get paid to think about these things. ... One of my friends is very naive. "There's not a big enough hole here." "That's not what they mean by 'phone sex'", I yelled back.