But things quieted down after they broke into the liquor department and drank themselves into a stupor. … Sesame Street has pulled a taped sequence in which singer Katy Perry, in a low-cut outfit, sang a duet with Elmo. I guess that's because Elmo said "Today's letter is C. C is for cleavage and B is for, .. oh never mind." Then Count, Count got in trouble when he said, "1, 2, 3, 4 and I’d say about a 34B." … The health issues with the egg companies have become so bad that when a member of congress told one egg company executive, he had egg on his face, he ran from the hearing room screaming, "Get it off me. Get it off me." … A Connecticut state fire marshal is in trouble because he paid $15 for a lap dance at a New Haven strip club when he went to serve a city tax warrant. He's also going to be in trouble with the IRS if he doesn't declare the difference between the value of the lap dance and the $15 charge as income.