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WHY I LOVE NEW YORK
Woman: “Is this the line to get bus tickets to Willowbrook Mall?” Me: “Yes it is. Take New Jersey Transit.” Woman: “Are you waiting for a 2:30 bus.” “No, I don’t know the schedule.” Woman to woman in front of me: “Are you waiting for a 2:30 bus? Somebody told me to go up stairs. I’ve already missed two buses. “
Woman to me: “Can I get in line ahead of you [finally] Me: “Sure.” Woman to adjacent line. “Is this the line to get bus tickets to Willowbrook Mall? Everyone: “Yes.” Woman to ticket seller. “Where do I catch the 2:30 bus?” Man: “Gate 233.” Woman: “Can you tell me exactly where I can catch the 2:30 bus? I need to know precisely.” Ticket seller: “Go up the escalator and to the right.” Woman: “What gate does the bus leave from?” Ticket seller: “I just told you, Gate 233.” Woman to ticket seller: “Is there a 2:30 bus?”
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