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Major league baseball is taking marijuana off the banned list. The weed will now be in the same category as alcohol—abuse will be treated, but the substance is not banned.

I don’t know, the game is slow as it is without people on pot who are looking at the pretty lights in the field. Maybe it could bring back told old time of the player with a chaw of tobacco swelling up his checks, but this time it’s a different plant. This could lead to the first professional baseball player to endorse Mallomars … You know the old saying, a man who goes to bed with the chickens wakes up with a mouth full of feathers. … Santa Claus said he’s getting conflicting requests this year. He says, “One letter who is Little Nancy Pelosi who wants to get rid of her Donald Trump doll and replace him with something better. A letter from Donnie Trump wants a great big wall and to send the Nancy Pelosi doll to the Island of Lost Toys, or off the end of a cliff somewhere. Meanwhile, Santa is under fire from animal rights advocates who question his treatment of reindeer. “How can they not be pushed to the point of exhaustion by the worldwide delivery of tons of toys?” one asked. He was also challenged by feminists who point to a lack of female elves.  ….  I was looking at the “Fantasy” sports category on Yahoo news. My fantasy is the Jets, Giants and New York Knicks will have winning seasons and all in the same year. … There are a lot of Christmas movies featuring princess and princesses. The latest features the royal second son, Prince Andrew and will be called “Christmas with a Royal Screw Up”, as the impact of his interview touching on the late disgraced investor Jeffrey Epstein, continues to haunt the royal family. Meanwhile, the heir apparent, older brother Charles, still hangs around his mother imploring, “Can I have the throne, Mom? Can I? Please, please. … Makers of Jabba the Hutt and Jar Jar Binks toys are hoping the success of Hasbor’s Baby Yoda will put life into their offerings.

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