Medical science has just discovered the Roseanne-Barr virus. It’s very much like Epstein-Barr in that it causes fatigue and a lack of appetite, but it also makes people say stupid things. A bit like Tourette’s syndrome. Meanwhile, Roseanne is preparing to release an album of "Patriot Songs. and Songs of Healing." Included will be her rousing version of the national anthem and a touching rendition of “Ebony and Ivory”. … My wife’s alumni travel association always has innovative trips. This year’s standout is the return of the drones to Capistrano. … I have been reading the local newspaper for its obituaries and weekly listing of the closing of Sears stores.  … There’s always the spirit of entrepreneurship in America. Some eager souls can’t wait until the lava cools to lay out lots for Kilauea volcano to stop eruptign. “Lava View Estates”, promises to provide a unique closeness to nature, will soon have sites for sale.