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Three stoogesIn the update to the television show, "The Beverly Hillbillies", the Clampett family makes its fortune when Amazon chooses Bug Tussle as the place for its new headquarters. ... A very serious question is troubling me about government funding. If the government shuts down, does President Trump have to close his golf courses?

The recent events in Hawaii remind me of the old favorite "The Three Stooges Missile Attack" in which Larry says, "I wonder what this button does?" and Moe screams "Not that button, you idiot."  But I am afraid this incident has inspired copyrights. I was watching when the usual test of the emergency broadcast system started ribboning across the screen. Then the voice said, "This is a national emergency, Russian ICBMS have been detected" ... and then there was a pause and laughter, "Naw, just kidding".... I was walking past a mall store and saw a standup picture of an attractive young lady. "Who is that?" I asked my companion. "Don't you know Kim Kardashian?" she replied. "Oh, I didn't recognize her with her clothes on." ... ... Tax software vendors have done a good job of bringing their applications up to date on tax reform. There was one line on my form that said everything, "You can't deduct that anymore. Get used to it."... Delta Airlines is tightening requirements for bringing service pets on flights. The company concluded the privilege was being abused when one man said his dog was there to prevent deep loneliness.

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