Artificial stupidity gives people a sound technology base on which to blame all their mistakes and bad choices, instead of having to take responsibility for them. "Sorry, it was our new A.S. system that billed you $2 million for the May phone bill. I'm sorry you were offered a 50-year credit. We will correct it. We hope. .... I believe I have discovered how the U.S. can best ease tensions with North Korea—have President Trump praise the hairdo of Korean leader Kim Jung Un. "Love the do, bro," the Donald could say and Un, who had ordered men in his country to have the same coiffure, would reply, "Great comb over, Dude." Or they could just whip 'em out, measure 'em and see whose is the biggest. Meanwhile, Map makers are sketching out maps that show the former location of Guam. ... Actually, my idea could be subverted if the suspicion that President's hair is, in fact, one 30-foot long hair that has been teased into place to resemble a full growth is proven convincingly. ... You might have seen Kim's Korean TV ads "I'm not only the president of the Hair Club for Tyrants, I'm also a client." .... Meanwhile, Trump has dramatically raised tensions with the Asian nation by promising to deliver a pounding the like of which the world has never seen. Oh, I'm, sorry. That's what he said about Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. ... But peace in our team seems possible when one long-standing bitter battle appears near a settlement, the custody contest between Brad and Angelina.