Following the Patriots loss to the Giants in the Super Bowl, Giselle, the model who is the wife of New England Quarterback Tom Brady cursed the losing team's receiving corps. Brady was upset. He told her she was a bad girl—a very bad girl—and deserved a spanking. … A friend who had not watched the reality TV series asked me "What is the deadliest catch?" Read more...

It was reported this week that Donald Trump has purchased a cemetery plot near a golf course in New Jersey. Actually, it was two plots: one for Donald and one for his hair. He dropped his original plan for a pyramid and for burying his servants and his possessions with him because he apparently couldn't find a practical way to bury his casinos.

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GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has been defending his call for a colony on the moon by 2020. But I think he was just practicing to star in an episode of “The Honeymooners”: “To the moon, Alice. To the moon …”

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