Scientists have announced the detection of the Higgs boson particle which is key to understanding the behavior of matter. I want to announce my discovery of the Bozo particle. It explains a lot about the behavior of people I’ve worked with. Read more...

The ice cream store in my hometown in Madison, Ind., is offering a flavor called “Kentucky delight.” I told the girl behind the counter “I didn’t know they made possum-flavored ice cream.” "Do you want live or dead?" she asked.

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We've finally found a cause that can motivate rich Americans to care more deeply about the European financial crisis. The Czech Open became the third European Golf match to be cancelled because of the problems. (Although some argue, there's nothing unusual about cancelling a Czech.)

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