Following a minor traffic accident this week, I was feeling a lot like the Green Bay Packers after the playoff game with the Giants last weekend: All beat up and no place to go. The worst damage was to a black toilet that had been left at the side of the street for pickup. That poor toilet didn’t stand a chance. Read more...

A new line is being sung to the “Hokey Pokey” in tribute to financial problems in Europe: “You take the euro up you take the euro down. You take the euro up and you shake it all around.” … The television was just blaring an advertisement for “The Starving Artists Sale”. Read more...

Pepsi has denied a man's claim he found parts of a dead mouse in his bottle of Mountain Dew. The company maintains the mouse would have been dissolved by the liquid. I guess there is some truth to the rumor that the original name proposed for the product was "Mouse Away". There was also a report that Roach Motels would now have fountain service of Mountain Dew and Pepsi guaranteeing that "Roaches check in but they don't check out." Read more...