Very happy to see the Caymans Islands represented in the Summer Olympics. The competition of their world-class banking team is expected to be fun to watch. Mitt Romney is expected to be a lock on the Caymans’ electoral vote although that will be countered by Obama's sure win in Kenya.. … In sad news, William Staub, the inventor of the indoor treadmill died about two weeks ago. Read more...

In a tragic error in communications, instead of being dispatched to the Island of Sodor, Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends were sent to the land of Mordor. In future episodes they will be working under the name “The Orc Express.” … My wife told me that one reason presidential campaign Mitt Romney went to England was that his wife owns half a horse entered in the Olympics. Read more...

The report that Rolling Stone Mick Jagger has had sex with more than 4,000 women puts him into an unchallengeable spot for winning the Wilt Chamberlain Lifetime Achievement Award. And this was a guy who complained he couldn't get no satisfaction. ...In the next in the series, Ice Age – Global Warming, the animals desperately try to find new habitat. Read more...