Donald Trump says it’s Kate Middleton's fault that topless pictures of the English princess were taken and published. Topless pictures of the Donald have been published but you can’t see his chest because of his comb over. ... This week’s celebration of “National Hobbit Day” was crippled when animal control officers in several cities rounded up hobbits for not having proper licenses. In Arizona, police vigorously enforced laws requiring mythical creature to prove their citizenship. Read more...

The Democratic convention on Thursday beat out the Giants football game for TV viewership. I think it was when Obama went for fourth and long on a quarterback sneak that won over the crowd. Plus quarterback Eli Manning’s speech on foreign policy and health care turned off the fans at Giants stadium. Read more...

Most people have heard the story about the six blind men and the elephant, how each touch a different part of the animal – the tail, the trunk or legs and so on. There was a seventh blind guy but he put his hand in the wrong place and well, the funeral was very dignified. Read more...