There must be something about American vice presidents and shotguns. Former VP Dick Chaney shot somebody in the face and VP Joe Biden keeps shooting himself in the foot. If these guys had lived in an era when duals were fought, they would have been in no danger. They would have both missed.

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A radio announcement this week said singer Paul McCartney would perform with the surviving members of Nirvana. I turned to my wife: "With the surviving members? I would certainly hope so."...  Doritos is going to have a Super Bowl ad that features goat for sale. Goat with Doritos? Not my first choice, but I suppose it could be tasty. ... After admitting to doping, cycling great Lance Armstrong has few career options. Read more...

Lindsay Lohan is expected to make guest appearance on “Vegas,” reuniting her with Dennis Quaid who played her  [the twins] father in “The Parent Trap.” Lohan will plays twins whose lives are spinning out of control and meet in jail after being arrested by Quaid who finds them passed out in a back alley. This is not funny, just sad. … Although Hostess products are off the market, many expect a buyer will bring them back Read more...