Things you don’t want to hear as you have just launched from the cliff: “Are you sure we fixed this guy’s bungee cord?”…  Watching the World Series and thinking how nice it is to see the boys of summer playing their game in appropriate weather. 

There have been rumors the Russians have penetrated the American power network.  I was getting suspicious when the return address on my electric bill was “V. Putin, The Kremlin, Moscow”.  

The classic game operation—in which contestants attempt to "remove" parts of the body—has been updated. Now, not only does the buzzer sound if the player touches the side of the game board, but the cost of their malpractice insurance rises dramatically.