Halloween can be dangerous. "Are you Cyrano de Bergerac or Pinocchio?" I asked one person at a party. "Oh, that's not a mask. Sorry?" ... Ordered from the senior breakfast at a local restaurant. It's not food for old people—they make the meals from old chickens and old pigs. ... I figured out why the White Rabbit in "Alice in Wonderland" was late. He forgot to set his clock forward in the Spring.

Both ComCast and TimeWarner shareholders have now approved their companies' merger. The new slogan will be "We will assimilate you. Resistance is futile." ... You have to feel for my wife. She's the daughter of, spouse of and mother of an only child. ... I guess we won't be seeing that long awaited "Seventh Heaven Reunion" now. It's looking about as likely now as a "Bonanza" reunion. ... Put my cellphone through the washing machine recently. Can somebody tell me if it's warm wash/cold rinse or cold wash/cold rinse? Might have made a difference. I'm thinking this is what we're looking forward to as wearable devices become more prevalent.

Miley Cyrus, currently the queen of uninhibited performance, recently released selfies taken while she was in the bath and shower. Let’s hope this does not start a trend. Next thing, we’ll have pictures of politicians in the bath all over the place. Anthony Weiner, where are you?  Well, I suppose it beats watching her kissing a hammer and swinging on a wrecking ball.  Miley is also likely to win a contract for endorsing certain inflatable toys, given a recent appearance in Latin America.