Now that he has endorsed Hilary Clinton as the Democratic nominee for president, Sen. Bernie Sanders will appear in a series of TV commercials in which he is asked, "How do you get to the White House?" Seated in front of a Vermont country store, he drawls, "You can't get there from here." He is also contemplating a series of Vermont Fried Chicken restaurants featuring fried chicken and maple syrup.

I noted one of the national drug store chains has completed its consumer healthcare signage logically. In addition to places on the aisle for footcare, eye care and oral care there is now a place for miscellaneous body part care ... Police have found a heroin mill behind a secret door at a New York City candy store.

A study found that fish in Puget Sound are full of drugs such as cocaine and antidepressants. That explains why my depression cleared up after a recent fish dinner in Seattle. At least they cleaned up the mercury a bit. Once, I ate a salmon at it reported I was running a fever.... When I was a kid, my mother used to kill and clean the chickens for dinner, along with the fish that my father caught. It was years later that I realized a woman's place is in the kitchen disemboweling small animals.