And today's answer in "Airplane Jeopardy" is "An arm and a leg." "Bob?" "What do you need to chop off to fit comfortably into a middle seat". ... A man in the line of front of me was tackled by TSA employees and wrestled to the ground. "A terrorist?" I asked the lady at the counter at the gate. "No, he tried to bring a Samsung Galaxy Note7 on board," she replied.

I have reached that age where people worry about me when I fall asleep in public. I was snoozing at the Dolphin Hotel convention center in Orlando, Fla., when a woman asked me if I was OK. "Yeah, except for those vultures perched over in the corner," I replied. ...I also took a nostalgic tour of the Walt Disney Assisted Living Center for Retired Animated Creatures.

At the QuickChek Festival of Ballooning this week it was discovered that surprisingly the Chris Christie balloon did not need to be inflated. Festival organizers said it carried a naturally occurring supply of hot air. It stayed surprising close to the Donald Trump balloon which spent most of the time trying to keep Mexican balloons from crossing the border.