NJTV this week had a show with Gov. Chris Christie. There was a lot of talk about blustery, damaging wind. And they also discussed the hurricane. ... Will you remember me when I'm old and gray is being updated to "Will you remember me when my password has expired?" ... Scientists have discovered water on Mars. Now, they are seeking it in California. ... Volkswagen's work to defeat environmental controls has been worldwide news. I don't know if our VW stationwagon was one of those vehicles involved.

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Gas prices are so low and dropping so fast that when I went out this morning the nearest station had a sign that said "make us an offer". ...Some observers believe New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is still inflating game balls for his team's benefit. Officials became suspicious when the footballs began floating prior to kickoff. Brady spiked the ball after a touchdown and officials immediately seized it to investigate what he spiked it with. And there was a potential new issue when the coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers suggested his team had more problems with headsets when his team plays in New England.