After Hurricane Irene, it was so wet around here I saw mosquitoes getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. It was so wet I saw a beaver dam with a sign saying, "No Mas." Then there are the jumbled piles of rubble and that's just my daughter's room. Read more...

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I’ll probably be getting a lot of email solicitations from Nigeria asking my help in recovering hundreds of millions of dollars.  The New York area has received a ton of rain in the last two weeks. It’s so wet I saw a robin giving his worm mouth to mouth resuscitation. Read more...

Congress is ending its page program for teenagers. Comics around the national are expected to mount massive protests in the nation's capitol. On the political side, there is growing sentiment for keeping the pages and getting rid of Congress... I swear that Twitter is run by teenagers. I frequently get the following message: "The server understood the request but is refusing to fulfill it." Periodically, that's followed by a message "You don't understand me at all" and "Can you give me $20 and the keys to the car?" Read more...