Attorney General Jeff Sessions is picking up steam on his anti-marijuana campaign. Now, he wants to ban the songs “How High the Moon?” and “High Hopes.” … At a recent conference in Nashville, a hotel was advertising “Win a Wedding”.

It looks like I have spent too much of my life around technology. While looking to purchase a cane while I deal with knee issues, I was rummaging around the display at the medical device store. "What are you looking for?" the manager said. "The user manual," I replied.