Much of the country has been suffering from a heat wave. How hot was it? It was so hot the Canada geese were considering migrating north. It was so hot I saw a robin chilling his worm in a glass of lemonade It was so hot and sticky the jaws of life had to be used to separate the thighs of N.J. Gov. Chris Christie. ... There's a new Maury Povich show. It follows the usual quest to determine fatherhood of children. But it has been named "From Here to Paternity". ... In another update, a remake of the classic cop show "Dragnet" has Friday and Gannon uncomfortably being fitted for bodycams.