A few observations about the World Cup: The Polish team set record for fewest total vowels in the names of its entire roster of players. FIFA officials are also considering some new awards, including, “Best Acting by a Player Who Was Not Actually Injured.”

Analysts are guessing the source of President Trump’s series of executive pardons. He apparently has always  misunderstood the phrase “pardon me” … It was nice to see locals provide a home touch in Atlanta for former and current New York subway riders.

Samsonite CEO Ramesh Tainwala has resigned amid accusations he padded his resume. He has also been accused of roughly handling luggage and taking up too much space in the overhead compartment. … You have heard of the Epstein-Barr virus?