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RANDOM THOUGHTS: S.J. PARKER Featured

The waiter at the seafood restaurant asked if I wanted a lobster bib. “Aren’t they way too small for people?” I asked.

… A friend noted he had read that Apple co-founder, the late Steve Jobs, said that ll highly intelligent people share the same trait. “That’s easy,” I said. “They are all highly intelligent.” … My wife pulled an insect from my MacBook, after it had been squashed when the display was folded and was barely recognizable. “What kind of bug is this?” she asked. I responded, “Let me check my ‘Field Guide to Flattened Insects of North America’’. … With municipal fireworks in limited supply in northern New Jersey, residents tried to take up the slack by setting of explosions all night on July 4. I hoped they had the necessary accessories: fire suppression equipment, bands-aids, tongs for picking up bits of fingers. … I am waiting for the notification on LinkedIn that a connection has “Shared a post that probably is meaningless to you”… Recent compass readings have determined that the wicked witch of the west was actually the Wicked Witch of the West by Southwest. ... Actress Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis, three of the four prime characters from the popular TV Series, “Sex and the City” are busy filing episodes of  the 10-part series “And Just Like That”, which is subtitled “Plastic Surgery and the City”, in which the ladies explore which parts have been moved around, tightened or covered up. Parker’s character, Carrie Bradshaw, inexplicably begins referring to Chris Noth’s character as “Mr. Small”. 

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