… It used to be the question of whether you had your shots was about your dog. Are we going to get tags to wear? … A friend heard me talking about heavy metal last week. “Oh, who do, you listen to? Zeppelin? Sabbath? Maiden? “No, heavy metal. It’s been lying in front of the garage after we cut apart the old oil furnace.” … I don’t know why people are upset that Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson required the Senate to have the entire 650-page COVID virus relief bill read out loud. After all, March is National Reading Month.  … It looks like the New York Democratic Party will be canceling the fundraiser “Win a Date with Governor Cuomo”. However, the Empire State executive will be honored for putting women in new positions in government. The award will be presented by former president Bill Clinton. … Science fiction fans have an explanation for the destruction of Space X rocket moments after the Elon Musk hardware made a successful landing. Someone who was a fan of the Star Trek series mistakenly installed a Self-Destruct button instead of an off switch in the control system. They got a kick out of hearing the system broadcast "self-destruct will take place in 10 seconds".