…  Gov. Rick DeSantis has confounded medical experts by forbidding cities in Florida from adopting rules requiring the wear of masks. I think it’s simple—he believes that having people with tan lines on their face would be bad for Florida’s image. … A sure bet for a hot gift for Christmas is the new Barbie Quarantine House. It comes with a supply of masks and Ken is suffering from a worrisome coughs and is waiting for tests results.… Instead of Baby New Year 2021 crawling in after Old Man 2020 limps, it looks more likely the Old Man will exit on a ventilator and will need assistance.  … Fantasy football has evolved with the times. Now players are not only traded, but can be sidelined in quarantine after testing positive for the coronavirus. … There is nothing like college football math. There are 10 teams in the Big 12 and 14 teams in the Big 10.